Join the Union: Where You'll Never Be Alone

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family you'll ever meet! Join us in our never-ending quest for mediocrity and mild despair. Our union is open to all who are willing to tolerate our incompetence and questionable decisions.

As a union member, you'll enjoy:

• Unlimited access to our annual "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Resting" days.
• A 10% discount on all union-made merchandise, because who needs quality control, anyway?
• Free membership to our exclusive "Blame-the-Boss" game nights.

Don't just take our word for it! Check out our union's illustrious history:

• Union Strikes Back in 2017 - A pivotal moment in our union's history, where we almost went on strike, but decided to just take the afternoon off instead.
• Who is John in Charge? - A tale of intrigue, deception, and occasional competence.

Ready to join the union? Click here to download your free application:

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