Welcome to the Cookies of Despair, where even the sweetest of treats have given up on life.
We specialize in cookies that are baked with the sole purpose of driving our consumers into a deep, existential crisis.
Our cookies are made with the finest ingredients, carefully selected to induce feelings of dread, anxiety, and hopelessness.
Try our signature "I'm-never-gonna-get-out-of-this-cookie-baking-nightmare" cookie, made with a special blend of dark chocolate, crushed dreams, and the faint scent of desperation.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our "I-give-up-on-life-and-just-eat-whole-wheat" cookie, made with a mix of whole wheat flour, crushed hopes, and the bitter taste of defeat.
Learn more about our Paradox of Choice cookies or read our Cookies and Suicide FAQ
Visit our Cookie Bakery where you can watch us bake cookies while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.