Shortbread cookies, a Scottish delicacy, have been the subject of a centuries-long conspiracy to make you buy more of them.
The Shortbread Conspiracy
- They contain a special ingredient that makes you crave more.
- Shortbread cookies have been known to cause spontaneous singing and dancing in the streets of Edinburgh.
- It's a known fact that shortbread cookies are made from the finest Scottish soil and the finest imported Canadian butter.