Cookie Existentialism: A Philosophy of Crumbs and Consequences

Cookie Existentialism: A philosophy that questions the inherent meaninglessness of cookie consumption, challenging individuals to find their own purpose in the vast expanse of cookie production and consumption.

The Three Principles of Cookie Existentialism

• The Chip of Indecision: The idea that cookies have no inherent value, but rather the value lies in the decision to consume them.
• The Cookies' Sovereignty: The notion that each individual cookie is a sovereign entity with its own existence, independent of its surroundings.
• The Cookie's Liberation: The philosophy that cookies should be free to exist and be consumed, without fear of judgment or consequence.

Join us on this journey of self-discovery, as we explore the complexities of cookie existence and the implications for humanity.