The Chemex Method

A cooking method of questionable sanity for the modern chef.

Step 1: Prepare for Impact

Step 2: Combine Ingredients with Frenzy

Step 3: Concoct the Catastrophe

Combine the mixture with 1 cup of Explosive Powder and 2 cups of Unidentifiable Sauce.

Stir until the mixture resembles a sentient being from a bad sci-fi movie.

Step 4: Serve with Caution

Spoon the concoction into a Unstable Plate and serve to your Uncooperative Guests.

Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, or the urge to reevaluate your life choices.

Do not try this at home. Or do. We won't judge.

The Chemex Method: A Recipe for Disaster