Temporal Loops for the Modern Chef

A Beginner's Guide to Cooking Your Way Out of Reality

In the immortal words of the great Temporal Chef himself, "A good sauce needs no refrigeration, only a good loop."

Remember, the key to mastering temporal looping is not just about cooking, it's about living in the moment, and then immediately un-living in the moment.

But don't just take our word for it, here are some of our most popular temporal recipes:

And don't worry about paradoxes, we have a team of highly trained paradox specialists on staff, just in case.

Happy looping!