Step 1: Gather your ingredients: 1 cup of artisanal coffee, 1 pomegranate, and a dash of existential dread
Step 2: Combine the ingredients in a blender, add a pinch of disappointment
Step 3: Pour the concoction into a mason jar, garnish with a sprinkle of apathy
For the true aficionados, try pairing with a side of existential crisis
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