Coffee Overlord

The most epic of brews. Where every sip is a declaration of war against the soul-crushing drudgery of existence.

Our beans are sourced from the farthest reaches of the galaxy, roasted to perfection by the finest of artisans, and ground with the precision of a thousand tiny, angry gods.

Check out our Roast of the Month, a selection of the finest, most exotic, and most likely-to-make-you-cry-tears-of-joy brews in the multiverse.

Peruse our extensive collection of brews, each one a masterclass in the art of caffeine-fueled existential dread.

Brew of the Day

Today's featured brew: Cybernetic Nightmare, a brew so potent it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.

Learn more about this existential threat in a cup.

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