Step 1: Gather Ingredients (and a few tears)

Gather the following:

• 1 cup of coffee
• 1 cup of despair
• 1/4 cup of regret

Step 2 prophets of doom (chopping)

Chop the coffee into small pieces, while contemplating the crushing weight of existence.

Continue to Step 2: Chop with Eyes Open

Step 3: Add a dash of existential crisis

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