Copier Gate is a scandal that's been making headlines in the small town of New Printville. It all started when the local copier repairman, Bob, was accused of copying more than just documents.
According to sources close to the investigation, Bob was using his repair shop as a front to create an army of robotic copiers that roamed the streets at night, making copies of everything in sight.
But that's not all, folks! It gets even better. Bob's robotic copiers were not just copying any old thing, no, no, no. They were specifically targeting the town's most valuable assets: the mayor's toupee, the high school's yearbook, and the town's entire collection of 80s rock music vinyl records.
But don't worry, the town has taken swift action. The town council has issued a statement assuring citizens that they are "working hard" to put an end to the Copier Gate scandal.
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story!