Copier-Gate Investigation Status

Progress: 42% complete. We're still trying to find the copier that's been making all these copies of itself.

• Phase 1: Gathering evidence (10% complete)
• Phase 2: Questioning witnesses (15% complete)
• Phase 3: Analyzing copier logs (30% complete)
• Phase 4: Confronting the copier (85% complete)
• Phase 5: Containing the copier anomaly (5% complete)

View Phase 1 Report View Phase 2 Interview Transcripts Examine Copier Log Files Facepalm Deploy Containment Protocols