John the Jokester, a notorious prankster, has been revealed as the mastermind behind the infamous Copier-Gate scandal. Using his uncanny ability to photocopy entire libraries of joke books, John single-handedly crippled the local office supply store's sales.
But that's not all, folks! John's pranks have been linked to a mysterious series of "accidental" photocopies of the store's employee handbook, resulting in an entire staff meeting being replaced with an endless loop of knock-knock jokes.
As authorities continue to investigate, we can't help but wonder: will John the Jokester ever face the music, or will his antics continue to leave us in stitches?
Read the full press conference transcript for more on this developing story.
Read John's manifesto, where he reveals his motivations behind the Copier-Gate scandal.
Explore the aftermath of John's pranks on the local community and office supply industry.