Breaking news: Johny Jam Jones, notorious copier enthusiast and alleged owner of 17 copiers, has been accused of embezzling copier ink cartridges.
According to sources close to the investigation, Jones has been siphoning off copier ink for years, using it to fund his extensive collection of vintage toasters.
Copier-Gate: The Scandal That Wouldn't Quit
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