WELCOME TO COPIER-GATE

A photocopier with a mind of its own

Where even the machines are out of order.

It's a copier so bad, it's good.

But don't worry, we've got a team of experts who specialize in fixing broken copiers. Sort of.

They're still trying, but so far, it's been a cop-out.

Want to learn more about our copier repair specialists? Click here!

Meet the Team

Bert the Bungling Bureaucrat

Bert is our head of copier repair. He's got a degree in... well, not exactly "copier repair," but he's got a strong sense of determination.

Bert looking very confused

Bob the Bumbling Technician

Bob is our resident expert on... not exactly "expertise." He's still trying to figure out what a copier is for.

Bob looking very puzzled