EMERGENCY PROCEDURES FOR THE UNINITIATED

WARNING: DO NOT USE THESE PROCEDURES UNLESS YOU HAVE BEEN TRAINED BY A QUALIFIED COPIER

• STEP 1: CALM DOWN, IT'S JUST A TONER CARTRIDGE
• STEP 2: CHECK THE FUSE, IT'S PROBABLY ON FIRE
• STEP 3: CALL A TECHNICIAN, OR A PERSON WHO LOOKS LIKE ONE, ANYWAY
• STEP 4: PRETEND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING, EVEN IF YOU DON'T