STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURES FOR THE AVERAGE COPIER-OPERATOR

Copier-Operated Time Travel

When operating a copier, always ensure that the "SELECTIVE COPYING" option is not selected. This feature is only for advanced operators who have completed the Copier-Operated Time Travel Certification Program.

Learn more about the Copier-Operated Time Travel Certification

Emergency Copier Procedures

In the event of a paper jam, always remain calm and composed. Do not attempt to "reboot" the copier by unplugging it and plugging it back in. This is not a solution and will only result in the copier demanding more frequent oil changes.

View the Copier-Operator Emergency Manual