Copier-therapy Session

Welcome, officer! Today we're going to tackle the root of all your copier-related anxiety: the feeling that you're not printing enough.

Agenda:

• Canonical Mode: We'll explore the intricacies of proper paper alignment and the importance of a well-placed staple.
• Copier Philosophy: Delve into the existential crises of toner cartridges and the fleeting nature of printouts.
• Paper-jitsu: A deep dive into the ancient art of paper folding and its relation to modern copier technology.

Homework:

Please bring your favorite copier-themed anxiety journal for in-session writing.

Also, don't forget to wear your favorite "I'd rather be printing" t-shirt.