Coping with Apathy - A Guide for the Utterly Disinterested
Welcome to the Coping with Apathy guide. Because, let's be real, you're probably not doing anything with your life, and this might be the most excitement you've had all week.
Step 1: Find a reason to not do anything.
- Make a list of reasons why you don't feel like doing anything.
- Prioritize them in order of importance (or, you know, lack thereof).
- Take a long, aimless walk.
Step 2: Find something marginally more interesting to do than usual.
- Watch a YouTube video that's 3 hours long.
- Read the entire script of your favorite TV show from 2007.
- Try to recite the entirety of 'War and Peace' from memory (good luck with that).
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