Copier of Copiers: Advanced Techniques for the Truly Dedicated

Are you tired of simply copying? Do you yearn for more? Do you want to copy with the best of them? Look no further! This is the place to learn the most advanced copying techniques, from the basics of photocopier maintenance to the art of precision copying of priceless artifacts.

This is not for the faint of heart. Only those who are willing to push the limits of copying should apply. But don't be afraid, we have plenty of copier lubricants on hand to grease the wheels of progress.

Our Courses:

• Precision Copying: Where Art Meets Science
• Creative Copying: The Art of Making Copies that Don't Look Exactly the Same
• Speed Copier: Because Who Has Time to Copy Slowly?

Our Experts:

• Bernie the Copier: Master of the Copier Arts
• Robbie the Repairman: Because Sometimes Things Break

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