Core Values

Our core values are the bedrock of everything we do. They're the reason we exist.

• Sarcasm - Because who needs empathy, anyway?
• Understatement - We're not actually terrible at our jobs; we're merely... adequate.
• Overemphasis - Because subtlety is so last season.
• Procrastination - The art of delaying, delaying, DELAYING.
• Irony - When life gives you lemons, we give you irony, and also some lemons.