Couch Cannon: the ultimate in home defense systems. This behemoth of a machine is designed to blast through the toughest of throw pillows, annihilate the most resilient of snacks, and shatter the most fortified of blankets.
Our team of expert engineers have worked tirelessly to ensure that the Couch Cannon is not only effective, but also stylish. With its sleek lines, bold design, and 5000-watt speaker system, this baby is sure to be the envy of all your friends and neighbors.
Want to see it in action? Click here to witness the destruction of a perfectly good throw pillow.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try clicking here to see what kind of creative uses our team has found for the Couch Cannon.