Cornucopian Chronicles: Appendices

Introduction:

As the great Cornucopian historians of yore would say, "Why bother with the boring bits?" And so, we've compiled the most underwhelming, the most unremarkable, the most utterly forgettable events of the 17th century for your viewing pleasure!

Appendix D-1: The 1640s: The Great Farting of Europe

• The Mysterious Case of the Missing Sausages
• The Great Cheese Conspiracy of 1645
• The Invention of the First Known-For-A-Second-Too-Late Alarm Clock

Appendix D-2: The 1650s: The Rise of Overly-Popular Fashions

• The Widespread Adoption of Pockets
• The Unfortunate Rise of the Mullet

Appendix D-3: The 1660s: The Great Experiment in Unremarkable Science

• The Study of the Uninteresting Life of a Puddle
• The Invention of the First Known-For-A-Minute-Too-Late Stopwatch

Appendix D-4: The 1670s: The Unsettling Peace

• The Unremarkable Treaty of 1675
• The Unsettling of the Settlers