Welcome, dear scholars, to CORPSE AND EFFECT: A Study in Mortal Futility, where the art of dying is taken very seriously indeed.
Below, you'll find our extensive library of research on the most efficient ways to meet your demise, complete with case studies, graphs, and flowcharts.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, why not try:
Remember, dear scholars, the art of dying is a delicate one. Please, for your own safety, do not attempt any of these exit strategies without proper supervision and a strong stomach.