The Art of Indecisiveness
In a world where clarity is overrated, the Council of Unanimous Decisions has been tasked with the noble art of making the most confusing and contradictory decisions possible. Our experts have spent years mastering the art of saying "maybe," "nope," and "uh, let's do it later."
Our team of esteemed members include:
- Chairperson: Bob, the master of the "I don't know"
- Vice Chairperson: Liz, the queen of the "we'll see"
- Chief Decisiveness Officer: Tom, the king of the "maybe, maybe not"
Join us in our mission to confuse, confound, and bewilder the world with our unparalleled expertise in indecisiveness!