Counterarguments: A Page of Unsolicited Opinions

This is a page where we'll counter every argument you've ever had. Don't worry, we won't actually counter them, we'll just make fun of them.

Section 1: The "But What If..." Argument

But what if... the sky turns pink and the moon turns blue?

Well, that's a great point, but have you considered the existential implications of a pink moon? Would we still have to pay taxes on lunar rocks?

Read more about lunar taxation

Section 2: The "That's Not What I Meant!" Argument

That's not what I said, you just don't understand!

No, we totally do. That's why we're here. To make fun of you, and your poor communication skills.