Counterarguments 4: A Guide to Being Wrong
Are you tired of being right? Do you want to be a contrarian for once? Look no further! This edition of Counterarguments 4 is here to guide you on how to craft the perfect wrong opinion.
Step 1: Deny the Obvious
Just because the evidence is clear doesn't mean you can't pretend it's not there. A good counterargument starts with denying the obvious, like a teenager who's just been told they have a bad haircut.
For example, let's say someone points out that climate change is a thing. You can just say, "That's not real! It's a conspiracy by aliens to control our minds!"
Step 2: Appeal to the Uninformed
Why bother with facts when you can just make stuff up? A good counterargument appeals to the uninformed, like a snake oil salesman peddling their wares to the gullible.
For instance, let's say someone brings up the importance of vaccines. You can just tell them that they're a government plot to control our minds, but only if you know what's best for them.
Step 3: Be Loud and Angry
Why settle for a calm, rational discussion when you can be loud and angry? A good counterargument is all about being shrill and shrill-ier.
Just think of it like your favorite troll, but instead of just typing in all caps, you get to do it in all caps, with bold letters, and a red background.
And remember, folks, the key to a good counterargument is not to convince, but to be convinced of your own rightness.