A: Counterfeit Cash is the world's premier destination for fake bills, phony coins, and other suspiciously authentic-looking currency.
Q: Is it illegal to use Counterfeit Cash?
A: Oh, absolutely not. We're not encouraging you to commit any illicit activities, but if you do happen to find yourself in a situation where you need some, uh, legality concerns, rest assured our experts will be happy to... "clarify" things for you.
A: Don't try this at home, kids.
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