Countermeasures: The Official Guide to Making the Worst Decisions Possible

Welcome to Countermeasures, the premier source for expert advice on how to make the most regrettable choices in life. From procrastination strategies to relationship sabotage, we've got you covered. Our team of highly trained (not really) experts will guide you through the process of making poor life decisions.

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• Get Deep in Debt with Our Expert Advice
• Master the Art of Doing Nothing
• Learn the Secrets to Ruining Friendships and Relationships
• Overanalyze Your Every Move, Because Why Not?

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