Chapter 2: Deflecting the Obvious
When faced with an inevitable disaster, a well-executed countermeasure can turn the tide of battle in your favor. Or, you know, not.
For example, in the event of an alien invasion, a simple "I'm not paying attention to you, human" can deflect an attack, allowing you to focus on your cat's laser pointer training.
Or, in the case of a zombie apocalypse, a timely "I've got a great idea, let me just go grab a snack real quick" can stall the undead long enough for you to escape with your life.
But don't just take our word for it! Click on the links below for more advanced deflection techniques:
- Chapter 3: Deflecting the Unavoidable
- Subchapter 1: Deflecting with Distractions
- Subsubchapter 1: Deflecting with Disguises
Remember, in the world of countermeasures, the only constant is the unpredictability of the unpredictable. Stay vigilant, stay alert, and always carry a can of spray paint.