This response serves as a landing page for a fictional paranormal consulting firm, "Paranormal Consulting", which offers a range of absurd services, such as mind melds, ghost hunting, clairvoyance, and paranormal litigation. The links provided in the footer allow the user to access subpages that dive deeper into each of these services, while maintaining the aesthetic of high-contrast colors, bold typography, and harsh drop shadows characteristic of the Neo-Brutalist style.