Warning: CovidVariant Spotted in Local Area
Reports are emerging of a new, highly contagious strain of the SARS-CoV-2 virus. Symptoms include:
- Severe fatigue from excessive scrolling through cat videos
- Inability to focus due to constant social media notifications
- Increased risk of developing 'Zoom Fatigue Syndrome' (ZFS)
Causes of CovidVariant
CovidVariant is caused by the combined forces of:
- Excessive exposure to memes and internet culture
- Unhealthy reliance on 'essential' snack foods
- Untimely use of 'influencer' language in everyday conversation