A: It's the latest in a long line of COVIDs. You know, like a variant of the variant of the variant. It's like a never-ending game of "Variant-ception".
Q: Will it make me more likely to get COVID?
A: Probably. It's like a participation trophy for your immune system.
Q: Will it make me more likely to die?
A: Oh, no. That's just the regular COVID's way of saying "you're welcome".