CRASHING IS A FEATURE

Not a bug. Repeat: not a bug. In fact, it's the best thing that'll ever happen to your system.

Our engineers are working hard to ensure that your crashes are the most delightful experience possible.

Causes of Crashing:

• Unoptimized code
• Insufficient RAM
• Uncooperative users
• Spurious hardware malfunctions

Symptoms of Crashing:

• Screens flashing
• System freezing
• Error messages
• Sudden, intense feelings of frustration

But Don't Worry! We're Here to Help (Not)

• Visit our Support Page for more information on how to deal with our crashes
• Or, you know, just restart your computer