CRASHING IS A FEATURE
Not a bug. Repeat: not a bug. In fact, it's the best thing that'll ever happen to your system.
Our engineers are working hard to ensure that your crashes are the most delightful experience possible.
Causes of Crashing:
- Unoptimized code
- Insufficient RAM
- Uncooperative users
- Spurious hardware malfunctions
Symptoms of Crashing:
- Screens flashing
- System freezing
- Error messages
- Sudden, intense feelings of frustration
But Don't Worry! We're Here to Help (Not)
- Visit our Support Page for more information on how to deal with our crashes
- Or, you know, just restart your computer