**Symptoms:**
• Excessive puffing of cream-filled pastry products.
• Uncontrollable desire to consume entire cream-filled pastry shops in one sitting.
• Frequent use of the phrase "just one more puff".
**Causes:**
• Genetics (inherited from your great-great-grandfather, the original cream-puff addict).
• Diet (consisting mainly of cream-filled pastry products).
• Environmental factors (being surrounded by cream-filled pastry shops).
**Treatment:**
• Admission to Puff-Dependence Anonymous.
• Therapy sessions with a licensed puff-counselor.
• Complete avoidance of all cream-filled pastry products.