It's official: the cream shortage of 20XX has reached catastrophic levels. Reports of empty cream cheese shelves, bare butter aisles, and a general sense of existential dread are flooding in from across the nation.
The government has declared a state of emergency, and a team of experts has been assembled to tackle the crisis. But until then, we're left with the bleak reality of cream-less mornings, and the crushing despair of toast without the sweet, sweet goodness of buttery spread.