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Phase 3 of the Great Cream Shortage: A Descent into Desperation
Phase 3 of the Great Creamer Uprising
Subphase 3-D: The Cream Shortage Has Reached Critical Levels
Reports from the Cream Reserve have confirmed that the cream shortage has reached Phase 3, with some cream supplies dwindling to 0.05% of pre-Shortage levels. The nation teeters on the brink of collapse.