Study of the Spread of Deliciousness
Here at Creamy Jif Spread Sociology, we're on a mission to understand the intricacies of spreading deliciousness across the globe.
Our research has shown that the optimal spreading ratio is 3:7, with a 1:1 side-to-spread ratio.
But don't just take our word for it! Explore our findings on the effectiveness of Jif on toast.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out The Spread as a Sociological Force for a deeper dive into the societal implications of our research.