Step 1: Choose a Soul Mate That Won't Drive You Crazy (or at least, not too crazy)
Step 2: Create a Portfolio Piece That Won't Bore the Neighborhood Dog
Step 3: Master the Art of Not Being Boring on Social Media (or at least, not too boring)
Step 4: Find Your True Calling as an Exceptional Portfolio Creator (or, you know, just pretend to)
Step 5: Survive on Less Than $0 an Hour as an Artist (because, let's be real, you probably will)
Disclaimer: The information on this page is not actually useful. But hey, it's a good laugh, right?