Buy Emptiness

Are you tired of having a life? Want to fill the void where your soul should be?

We offer the following products:

• Blank Stares
• Empty Words
• Vacant Gazes

Side effects may include:

• Increased feelings of existential dread
• Reduced sense of purpose
• Heightened awareness of your surroundings (or lack thereof)

Buy now and experience the thrill of nothing!

Price: $0.00

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any emotional or psychological damage.

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