Disclaimer: I'm Not a Financial Advisor, and I'm Probably Wrong About This
Creating your own cryptocurrency is a fool's errand. Like, literally, it'll drive you to the brink of madness. But hey, if you insist on trying, here are some tips:
- Make sure it's based on something that already exists, but slightly worse.
- Use a logo that looks like a rejected character from a 90s children's TV show.
- Promote it on social media using all caps and excessive punctuation.
- Host it on a server that's also used by a local pizzeria.
And, if you're feeling extra bold, try:
- Creating a mascot that's just a cat in a fedora.
- Writing a whitepaper that's 300 pages long, but only 10 pages are actual content.
- Hiring a "team" of 5 friends from your high school who all have different opinions.
But, honestly, the real key to success is to just ignore everyone and do it anyway.
So, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and create your own cryptocurrency! (Or, you know, just make a bunch of copies of Bitcoin and call it 'em something else.)