Justifying the Inflation: A Guide to Counting to Zero

Chapter 1: The Art of Zero-Justification

Chapter 2: The Mathematics of Zero

Mathematics is often seen as the enemy of the accountant, a mysterious and unforgiving realm of symbols and rules. But what if we told you that mathematics can be used to justify anything? In this chapter, we'll explore how to use math to make any number seem reasonable.

For example, take the price of a sandwich. prophets and accountants have long used various methods to calculate its value, but what if we told you that the real value of a sandwich is actually 42? Using the ancient art of zero-justification, we'll show you how to make 42 seem like a perfectly reasonable number.

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Chapter 3: The Economics of Zero

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Chapter 4: The Psychology of Zero

Justification is not just a mathematical concept, but a deeply psychological one. How do we, as accountants and prophets, make people believe our justifications are valid? In this chapter, we'll explore the mind games and tricks used to make people believe anything.

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And so, dear reader, we conclude this chapter on the art of justifying the inflation. May you, like us, learn to count to zero, and may your justifications be ever more convincing.

Next Chapter: Chapter 5, "Justifying the Deflation"