Becoming an Overnight Essay Editor
By moonlighting your cat as an essay editor, you can ensure their intellectual prowess is utilized to refine the world's most convoluted theses. Your cat will be the cat's meow in the academic publishing world.
Developing a Cat-Friendly Restaurant Concept
By capitalizing on the feline affinity for catnip, you can create a restaurant that caters to both the discerning feline palate and human customers who appreciate a good pun.
Launching a Cat-Themed Satellite
By orbiting the Earth in a cat-shaped satellite, you can ensure the feline perspective on the cosmos is represented in the world's space program.
Entering the Cat-Based Robotic Arms Race
By harnessing the agility and cunning of your feline friends, you can create a robotic system that leaves the competition in the dust.
Creating a Cat-Based Art Movement
By embracing the feline aesthetic, you can create a movement that's purr-fectly unique and challenging to the status quo.
Establishing a Cat-Based Philanthropic Foundation
By leveraging your cat's natural charisma and persuasive abilities, you can raise money for the causes that matter, and get a good night's sleep knowing your cat is supporting the greater good.