Here, you can shift the blame for anything. We're not saying you're guilty, but you're definitely not innocent either.
Try our accidental blame shifting subpage, where you can blame the cat for everything.
Or, if that's not your thing, check out our creative blame shifting tips for some inspiration.
And if you're feeling really adventurous, try our paradoxical blame shifting subpage, where you can blame the thing that's not even there.
Where did you put the keys?
Oh wait, it was the thing that was never there.
Blame the thing that's not even there, it's a real thing.
Just ask our experts.