CRISIS: The Ultimate Guide to Solving the Unsolvably Complex

Step 1: Panic and Freak Out (Optional)

• Learn more about the art of panic.
• Find out how to freak out like a pro.

Step 2: Bluff, Bluster, and Baffle

• Discover the power of bluster in crisis management.
• Learn how to baffle your way to success (or failure).

Step 3: Call in the Experts (Who Will Just Tell You What You Already Know)

• Meet the experts who will tell you what you already know.

Step 4: Pretend It's Not Happening (While It's Happening)

• Learn how to pretend like a pro.

Step 5: Accept That You're Screwed (and Blame Everyone Else)

• Discover the art of buck-passing in crisis management.