Advanced Sarcasm Techniques

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1. Deadpan Delusions: The art of delivering sarcasm with a completely straight face.

2. Underhanded Compliments: Giving backhanded compliments that are actually insults in disguise.

3. Exasperated Explanations: Using a tone of exasperation to make a point while secretly rolling your eyes.

4. Sly Remarks: Dropping subtle hints that are actually not subtle at all.

5. Sarcastic Redundancy: Repeating a point until it becomes obvious, but not too obvious.