Are you tired of reading the fine print? Do you find yourself yawning uncontrollably every time you're forced to wade through the legalese? Well, you're in luck! Our experts at Non-Compliance Inc. have distilled the most essential tips for you to live your life without reading the fine print.
Just go ahead and assume that everything is okay. If it's not, someone else will tell you. Or maybe not. But it's probably fine. Probably.
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Words are cheap. Words are also meaningless. Just ignore them. It's not like anyone will notice or care.
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If you're unsure about something, just Google it. Someone, somewhere, has probably already figured it out. And if not, well, you'll just have to live with the consequences.
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Who needs actual expertise when you can just pretend to be one? Just make it up as you go along. It's not like it's a real job or anything.
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And that's all the tips we have for today! Thanks for playing along. Don't forget to ignore the fine print again on your way out!