Warning: The following tips may not be suitable for everyone. Proceed with caution (and a hint of mischief).
When the fire alarm goes off, do what every responsible person would do: pretend it's just your neighbor's kid playing the trombone in the building.
Or, you know, just ignore it and hope for the best.
Read more about the art of fire-alarm-symphonismWhen the fire alarm goes off, call the fire department and complain about how it's ruining your Netflix binge-watching marathon.
They'll probably just tell you to turn it off, but it's worth a try, right?
Learn more about the art of creative complaint-making