Welcome to the art of overcharging, where the goal is to make your prices so outrageous, they're laughable. Here's how to do it right:
Take a normal price and multiply it by 2. No, not 1.5, not 3. 2. Exactly 2.
Toss in some extra fees for the fun of it. A 5% 'convenience' fee, perhaps, or a 'handling' charge for every transaction.
Use words like 'ostentatious' and 'gaudy' to describe your overpriced items. It's a real thing!