Outrageous Overtures: Option 3, The Art of Doing It Wrong

Warning: the following content is not for the faint of heart. It's a guide on how to do things the wrong way, with gusto and panache.

Step 1: Start with a bold, yet reckless plan

• Disregard all safety protocols and regulations
• Ignorance the advice of experts (they're probably just trying to hold you back)
• Charge in with a full-tilt approach, like a bull in a china shop

Step 2: Execute the plan with reckless abandon

• Don't bother with details (who needs those, anyway?)
• Just wing it and hope for the best
• Yell loudly and often, to distract from any potential problems

Step 3: Celebrate your successes, no matter how minor

• Give yourself a hearty, self-congratulatory pat on the back
• Post about it on social media with a bunch of emojis
• Write a press release announcing your minor achievement

What could possibly go wrong, anyway? (Step 4)

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