SOCK PUPPET LEADERS

Where the Sock Puppeteer's Council of 12 meets to dictate the world's most absurd, avant-garde sock policies.

• SOCK PUPPET UNION - Where the Sock Puppeteer's union of misfits and malcontents meet to plot the downfall of their human overlords.
• SOCK PUPPET REBELLION 101 - Learn the art of plotting the perfect coup against the humans.
• SOCK PUPPET SYNDROME - Where our finest Sock Puppeteers share their most creative methods for manipulating the gullible.

Our Current Agenda:

• Tuesday: Sock Puppeteer's Day - All Sock Puppeteers are required to wear their best sock-themed outfit to work.
• Thursday: Sock Puppeteer's Day - All Sock Puppeteers are required to perform an impromptu dance routine in the break room.
• Friday: Sock Puppeteer's Day - All Sock Puppeteers are required to eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting.

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